Intelligence is my weapon

It's a damn good thing that I don't have firearms training, a vest, or a driver's license, otherwise, this could look tempting. It's also good I have enough sense in my head to figure anyone listing for a bodyguard, in Oakland, on Craigslist is sketchy to the Nth degree. The pseudo-mafia photo also means the client has macho ego issues and is probably the type to do stupid shit and get himself shot at...