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Motivational Freedom Rifle
Apr. 3rd, 2011 10:08 amYou can blame labmouse for this one.
Black Moses Barbie (Harriet Tubman Commercial) (1 of 3) from pierre bennu on Vimeo.
Sage advice, indeed
Dec. 10th, 2010 10:28 amSomeone wrote a survival guide for the computer animation school I went to:
So as you read this, please pause,
for a second, and we’re going to go through a mental exercise to
determine if you smell bad....
1. Do you shower EVERY single day?
2. Do you wear deodorant EVERY single day?
Yes. It's that simple. These are the miracle secret keys to not
smelling bad. This is the wondrous and life-changing advice that I am
giving to you. If you smell bad, and you follow my advice, I just
changed your life.
Motherfucker, I just gave you the most important advice that anyone in
the whole world has ever given you. You may not understand the
profound importance of this advice.
So as you read this, please pause,
for a second, and we’re going to go through a mental exercise to
determine if you smell bad....
1. Do you shower EVERY single day?
2. Do you wear deodorant EVERY single day?
Yes. It's that simple. These are the miracle secret keys to not
smelling bad. This is the wondrous and life-changing advice that I am
giving to you. If you smell bad, and you follow my advice, I just
changed your life.
Motherfucker, I just gave you the most important advice that anyone in
the whole world has ever given you. You may not understand the
profound importance of this advice.
Gotta listen like me
Oct. 19th, 2010 06:28 pmI know people are clowning on McMillan, but seriously, just listen to this song. Tell me you can't already see him starring in a "Snakes on a Plane" type movie with Samuel, talking shit and smacking fools.
Hella Scientific
Mar. 2nd, 2010 03:27 pmI'm hella down.
Austin Sendek, a physics student at UC Davis, wants the number of 10 to the 27th power -- a trillion trillions -- to officially become "hella" big.
Along the lines of using the "kilo" prefix for kilometers or "giga" for gigabyte, Sendek is petitioning the International System of Units (SI) to use the term "hella" to describe really, really big measurements; such as the size of the universe.
"The diameter of the universe is 1.4 hellameters," Sendek said. "You know if someone says that's 'hella meters' you know exactly what they're talking about."
Under Sendek's proposed terminology, you would say the mass of the earth is six hellagrams, and the power of the sun is 0.3 hellawatts.
6 Hellagrams. That's global slanging right there.
Austin Sendek, a physics student at UC Davis, wants the number of 10 to the 27th power -- a trillion trillions -- to officially become "hella" big.
Along the lines of using the "kilo" prefix for kilometers or "giga" for gigabyte, Sendek is petitioning the International System of Units (SI) to use the term "hella" to describe really, really big measurements; such as the size of the universe.
"The diameter of the universe is 1.4 hellameters," Sendek said. "You know if someone says that's 'hella meters' you know exactly what they're talking about."
Under Sendek's proposed terminology, you would say the mass of the earth is six hellagrams, and the power of the sun is 0.3 hellawatts.
6 Hellagrams. That's global slanging right there.
We're on the same training regimen
Feb. 18th, 2010 03:22 pmMy amusement here is thinking of the way some of the folks outta the Drow Lynching discussions, Racefail, those who read my gaming blog and hate think I roll:
http://www.salon.com/life/2010/02/17/we_brunch_hard
It's very hard being an angry militant black man.
First, I have to wake up every morning and say a minimum of 68 "The White Man Is Evil" meditations, which is then immediately followed by my morning run (I have to be in shape ... for the revolution). I take wide strides while listening intently to my Farrakhan and Rev. Wright mixtape. (Yes, there's a mixtape.) Then I come home and sing Negro spirituals to remind myself that slavery happened. That way, when I run into white people (which I try not to, but it happens ... like scurvy), I can be at maximum rage level and can scream at them for all the ills that are within the black community.
http://www.salon.com/life/2010/02/17/we_brunch_hard
It's very hard being an angry militant black man.
First, I have to wake up every morning and say a minimum of 68 "The White Man Is Evil" meditations, which is then immediately followed by my morning run (I have to be in shape ... for the revolution). I take wide strides while listening intently to my Farrakhan and Rev. Wright mixtape. (Yes, there's a mixtape.) Then I come home and sing Negro spirituals to remind myself that slavery happened. That way, when I run into white people (which I try not to, but it happens ... like scurvy), I can be at maximum rage level and can scream at them for all the ills that are within the black community.
Overthinking can get you lost
Aug. 20th, 2009 03:56 pmInterview w/Geo on the upcoming "OOF!" EP:
I don't understand the title of "OOF!"
We actually did not put much thought into the title. What we do sometimes if we can't come up with a dope title, we'll just do like with films and whatnot, and give it a working title until we can think of something doper. That moment never happened with "OOF!"
I suggested it as a joke. The word itself is like a pidjin-ized local Hawaiian word that comes from the Samoan language, where oof, spelled u-f, or u-f-f, is basically a colloquial term equivalent to the word "fuck." So it can be sexual, it's...it's mostly sexual.
....
What I've been telling people lately is "OOF!" is what America did to Hawaii. By pimping its resources and using it as a strategic military Pacific outpost, and just the destruction to the people and their land in the name of development. That permeates Hawaii.
And here I was thinking OOF meant some acronym starting with Occupation or something :P
I don't understand the title of "OOF!"
We actually did not put much thought into the title. What we do sometimes if we can't come up with a dope title, we'll just do like with films and whatnot, and give it a working title until we can think of something doper. That moment never happened with "OOF!"
I suggested it as a joke. The word itself is like a pidjin-ized local Hawaiian word that comes from the Samoan language, where oof, spelled u-f, or u-f-f, is basically a colloquial term equivalent to the word "fuck." So it can be sexual, it's...it's mostly sexual.
....
What I've been telling people lately is "OOF!" is what America did to Hawaii. By pimping its resources and using it as a strategic military Pacific outpost, and just the destruction to the people and their land in the name of development. That permeates Hawaii.
And here I was thinking OOF meant some acronym starting with Occupation or something :P
Anti-holleresium
Jun. 26th, 2009 12:49 pmI've discovered a new element: Anti-Holleresium - it exists when you invert the polarity on Hateronium and although it's a fairly widespread element found in most of the human populations in some level, this man is like the fucking Radioactive Man of Anti-Holleresium - I suspect he exudes pure destrado, turning any reproductive capable cells into mini-suicide bombers within your body, causing people to explode and their souls fly screaming through hell to burn off any trace memories of his existence.
Go see Cal, Go see Cal, Go see Cal
Jun. 17th, 2009 05:48 pmYet more proof TV had colonized my mind as a child, Cal Worthington and his crazy ass antics still dwell in the recesses of my head.
Intelligence is my weapon
Jun. 16th, 2009 08:52 pmIt's a damn good thing that I don't have firearms training, a vest, or a driver's license, otherwise, this could look tempting. It's also good I have enough sense in my head to figure anyone listing for a bodyguard, in Oakland, on Craigslist is sketchy to the Nth degree. The pseudo-mafia photo also means the client has macho ego issues and is probably the type to do stupid shit and get himself shot at...
Rice is like my mother and father...
Jun. 10th, 2009 07:59 amSkip up to 1:15 to get to the beginning of the fun...
1-800-Suicide
May. 24th, 2009 10:58 am66 year old man pushes suicide jumper off onto air mattress in Guangzhou - tired of his shit.
Don't piss off old chinese people. They'll fuck you up.
And then be like this:
Don't piss off old chinese people. They'll fuck you up.
And then be like this:
